you kin be so much bigger 'n me. We're the same age, we was
the same size as kids...I just don't get it."
"Well," said the big 'gator, "What you been eatin' boy?"
"Lawyers, same as you," replied the small 'gator.
"Hmm. Well, where do y'all catch 'em?"
"Down at 'tother side of the swamp near the parkin' lot of that
law firm."
"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?"
"Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexus and wait fer
someone to unlock the door. Then I jump out, grab 'em on the
leg, shake the poop out of 'em, and eat 'em!"
"Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. You
ain't gettin' any real nourishment. See, by the time you get
done shakin' the poop out of a lawyer, there ain't nothin' left
but lips and a briefcase."
