One day a trucker stopped at a diner for lunch. When he gets his order a biker gang comes in and starts making fun of the trucker. The trucker doesn't do anything. He gets up pays for his meal and leaves. One of the bikers goes to the man at the cash register and says "not much of a man is he." "No" said the cashier, "aint much of a driver either, he just backed over twelve of your motorcycles".

 The Nerd 

You walk by a nerd and you see him putting ice cubes up his nose,... so you ask why he's doing that.

He answers,"I'm keeping my lunch cold."