Somewhere in Desker Road, there was a porn shop. One day the owner had to go out for a while and told his assistant to look after the shop and try to make some sales.

After a while, an Ah Lian walked into the store and looked around at the dildo section.

Ah Lian: White dido how march?
Assistant: 20 dollars.
Ah Lian: And den the black one?
Assistant: Same.
Ah Lian: I neh try black one. You gimme dat.

With that, he made 20 dollars. After a while, an Indian woman came to the store and looked around for a dildo.

Indian lady : Ayoyo, the vhaiiite dildo, how much?
Assistant: 20 dollars.
Indian lady: And dhen the black vun?
Assistant: Same.
Indian lady: Amah, I never try vhite vun before. I take vhite vun.

So he made another 20 dollars. Not bad he thought. After which, a Minah came to the store and looked around.

Minah: Eh-eh! The white dildo. Berapa? (How much?)
Assistant: 20 dollars.
Minah: Like that ah? Then the black one?
Assistant: Same price.
Minah: Hmm... (looking around more)..... Eh-eh! That chequered one how much?
Assistant: (confused) Which one?
Minah: There! That one on the shelf. Besar punya! (big one)
Assistant: (smiling widely) This one is very special dildo, the only one of its kind in Singapore. It's very expensive, but satisfaction guaranteeed. 360 dollars!
Minah: Wah! So much, ah! Ok never mind, I take.

After a while, the owner came back and asked the Assistant how much he made.

Assistant: I made $400.
Owner: So much? What did you sell?
Assistant: Well, I sold a white dildo for $20, a black one for $20 dollars and some Minah bought your thermos flask for $360!