Ah Beng went hiking and saw a cave and went in. Inside the cave he picked up a lamp.

He laughed and said, "Ho say leow, kio tiok kim!" and began rubbing the lamp.

And 'poot!' Out came a genie from the lamp. The genie then granted Ah Beng 3 wishes.

Without thinking carefully, Ah Beng said ' si mi lan cheow also want.' So the genie stuck all sorts of penises all over Ah Beng's body.

Shocked and disgusted, Ah Beng then said, "This time si mi lan cheow also do'wan."

So the genie quickly granted Ah Beng's 2nd wish. And with a 'poot!' all the penises disappeared from Ah Beng's body, including his own.

Even more shocked this time, Ah Beng said, "I want my own last time lan cheow back."

And with a final 'poot!', Ah Beng got exactly what he wished for: the penis he had when he was a baby.