An American, A Briton and a Singaporean were allies in a war and, unfortunately, were cornered by the enemy. The only way to the safe zone was by dashing through 100m of no-man's-land, where the trio risked being gunned down by enemy snipers.

The Briton decided to give it a try first, and started dashing with all his might towards the 100m end mark. Upon reaching 90m, he was shot. As he fell, he shouted, "God save the Queen!" and fell dead.

The American decided to go next and blazed towards the safe zone. 80m...85m...90m...95m...BANG! He was shot as well. As he fell, he shouted, "For Liberty!" and fell dead.

The Singaporean was next and he ran faster than he ever did in his whole life. 80m... 85m... 90m... 95m... 96m... 97m.. 98m... 99m.... BANG! He was shot too, and as he fell, he shouted, "KAN NI NA BU CHAO CHEE BYE!!!!!" (In chinese hokkien dialect: "curse your mummy smelly vagina")