Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!

yo mama's teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, "i got sunshine on a cloudy day".....

yo mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down.

yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 seconds.

Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group hugs!

Yo mama so ugly she got beat up by her imaginary friends

yo mama aint got no ears hollin bout let me hear both sides of da story!

yo mamma so fat she make a whale look bulimic

yo momma so fat the back of her neck is like a pack of hot dogs

yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell