Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ? To boldly go where no man has been before !

What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ? Collie-wood !

What do you call a fight between film actors ? Star wars !

What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ? Gnus - readers !

What is an Actor? A man who tries to be everything but himself

What kind of star wears sunglasses? A movie star.

Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress? Because she always makes up.

Q: How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.

Producer: Would you call your leading lady ugly? Director: Let's just say she'd look better on radio than on TV.

Fred: I met a really conceited actor the other day. Harry: Why do you say he's conceited? Fred: Well, every time there was a thunderclap during the storm, he went to the window and took a bow.