What's a monsters favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm? Benjamin Frankenstein

What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster? - Grandma monster

Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?- Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?- A wash and wear wolf

Frankenstein: Help, I've got a short circuit! Igor: Don't worry, I'll lengthen it.

What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ? Flatman and Ribbon !

What do you call a clever monster? Frank Einstein.

What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish's brain in the body of his dog? I don't know, but it is great at chasing submarines.

What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other? I didn't know we lived on the same block.