Q: How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

Q: How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo? A cub reporter.

An honest weatherman says, "Today's forecast is bright and sunny with an 80% chance that I'm wrong."

A weather forecaster took a job in another part of the country. When asked why he transferred he replied, "The weather didn't agree with me."

What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ? DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !

What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ? A spooksman !

What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ? A croaksman !

What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ? A common tater !

Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window? He wanted to see a butterfly.