Mad men are given a test to prove they are getting normal their teacher draws a door on the wall and orders them to go out. They tart fighting but one remains sitting and the teacher goes to him and asks why he didn't join others and he says "let them fight they forgot I have the keys"

Which painter always had a very bad cold? Vincent Van Cough

Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A. He didn't have the guts too

Q: Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom? A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!

Q: Why don't you wear snow boots? A: Because they'll melt.

Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation? To Palm Beach.

What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool? Show me your mussels.

Why did the boxer date the pretty girl? Because she was a knockout!

What do you call a tube with a degree? A graduated cylinder.

Q: What did the cook say to the dough? A: I "NEED" you!