A hound dog and a dalmation were sitting in an Internet cafe and the dalmation said to the hound, "Hey, check out my web site!" The hound asked for the address and the dalmation responded, "www.dalmation.dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot.

Q. What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper? A. "Rough rough".

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City? To see who shot his "paw."

What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer? Woofleball

Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire? A.It doesn't want to become a hot dog.

Q: What's got four legs and no ears? A: Mike Tyson's dog.

Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter. First woman: My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for the paperboy to come around and then he takes a newspaper and brings it to me. Second woman: I know. First one: How? Second one: My dog told me.

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What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ? A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night? Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.