Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a balanced meal.

First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?" Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."

First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our but tonight. Second cannibal: What are you having? First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.

What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ? He went down really well !

Why do cannibals make suitcases out of peoples heads? Because they're headcases !

What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride!

Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village ? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!

Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!

Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said ''So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses!

What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!