Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school? I wouldn't fit through the door.

Q: What is a bus ? A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I won't stand in your way.

What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ? The deceased !

What "bus" crossed the ocean? Columbus.

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold? One knows the stops, the other stops the nose.

Which end of a bus is it best to get off? It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

Have you seen the bus website? Yes - it's just the ticket!

Janet: What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ? Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

'Is everyone in the bus?' asked the driver before he closed the door. 'No,' called a lady, 'wait until I get my clothes on.' All the passengers in the bus turned towards the door to look at the woman. She got on with a bag full of laundry.