Helen: Mum, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? Mum: No, dear, what ? Helen: A nice teapot. Mum: But I've got a nice teapot. Helen: No you haven't. I've just dropped it.

Did you hear about the time Eddy's sister tried to make a birthday cake ? The candles melted in the oven.

Charley wanted to buy Farley a birthday cake, but he couldn't figure out how to get the cake in the typewriter so he could type 'Happy Birthday'

The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. 'Excuse me for disturbing you, ma'am,' he said politely, ' but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I've noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with a loaf of bread!' 'That's right.' 'Every day you wallop him on the head with a loaf of bread, and yet this morning you were hitting him with a chocolate cake....?' 'Well, today is his birthday!'

What does a clam do on his birthday? He shellabrates!

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party? He heard they were having upside-down cake!

Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday? He's trying to age disgracefully!

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears? I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!

What do you always get on your birthday? Another year older!birt