What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath? You can't get the shower curtain closed.

Which birds steal soap from the bath ? Robber ducks !

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !

What dog loves to take bubble baths ? A shampoodle !

What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath ? The scum of the earth !

Why did the robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.

What criminal doesn't take baths? A dirty crook.

Where does a vampire take a bath? In the bat-room (bathroom).

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty? The bathtub.