How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana.

Knock Knock Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ? Banana split so ice creamed !

Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana ?

What is a ghost favorite fruit ? Boonanaa !

If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ? Slippers !

What is long and yellow and always points north? A magnetic banana.

What would you call two bananas? A pair of slippers.

Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

What is the difference between a banana and a bell? You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

What is the easiest way to make a banana split? Cut it in half.