
| Jokes | Category |
|---|---|
As the judge said to the dentist: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth? | Dentist jokes |
How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures? They never cry over spilt milk ! | Cat jokes |
Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that now. | Music jokes |
A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses... one for each year of her life. That evening he called the local florist and ordered twenty-one roses with instructions that they be delivered first thing the next morning. As the florist was preparing the order, he decided that since the young man was such a good customer, he would put an extra dozen roses in the bouquet. The fellow never did find out what made the young girl so angry with him. | Marriage jokes |
What's a moo hoo for a young calf? A new moo! | Cow jokes |
What do cows do when they're introduced? They give each other a milk shake! | Cow jokes |
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk. | Yo momma jokes |
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A: From eating with forks. | Blonde jokes |
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a moth Get out of the way, your in my light! | Doctor and nurse jokes |
A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender asks the seal, "What's your pleasure?" The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club." | Bar jokes |
| TITLE | ARTIST | ALBUM |
|---|---|---|
| Stand by Me | Shayne Ward | Shayne Ward |
| A New Day Has Come (Radio Remix) | Celine Dion | A New Day Has Come |
| Through with You | Maroon 5 | Songs About Jane |
| Home | Westlife | Back Home |
| I'm Already There | Westlife | Back Home |
| P.S. (I'm Still Not Over You) | Rihanna | A Girl Like Me |
| I Wish You Well | Mariah Carey | E=MC2 |
| Prayer | Celine Dion | A New Day Has Come |
| By Myself | Linkin Park | Hybrid Theory |
| When You're Gone | Avril Lavigne | The Best Damn Thing |
