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Goodbye Mother
EQUAL BUT NOT THE SAME
Serious Hearing
Wrong Way
Last Laugh
To Tell You the Truth
Baptism
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Biking
Today's Special Menu
Ma..Sweetie
What is is for?
Cool T-Shirt
Super Dog
Always coca cola
Singing
A New Nokia Phone
Safety Belt

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Jesus and Satan got into an argument over which of them was the better computer programmer. Finally God got tired of the bickering and told them that he would judge a contest between them. They each had four hours to write the best program they could, and then God would decide the winner. Well, they both got right down to business, and wrote lines and lines and lines of code. But just before the four hours were up there was a flash of lightning and a tremendous clap of thunder. The lights flickered, the power faltered, and both computer screens went dead. When power was restored, God declared that time was up and asked to see the results of their work. Jesus flipped on his computer and displayed the most elegant program you could imagine, with beautiful architecture and wonderful syllogisms, triumphs of multimedia sound and pictures -- all kinds of bells and whistles. God asked Satan wha t he had created, but Satan said, "I've got nothing, absolutely nothing. My program was twice as good as that, but I lost it all when the power went out. Jesus must have cheated. How could he still have such a great program?" God replied, "Everybody knows -- Jesus Saves."

Computer jokes

The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres, the former leader of Israel. "Your holiness," said one of the Cardinals, "Mr. Peres wants to determine whether Jews or Catholics are superior, by challenging you to a golf match." The Pope was greatly disturbed, as he had never held a golf club in his life. "Not to worry," said the Cardinal, "we'll call America and talk to Jack Nicklaus. We'll make him a Cardinal, he can play Shimon Peres... We can't lose!" Everyone agreed it was a good idea. The call was made and, of course, Jack was honored and agreed to play. The day after the match, Nicklaus reported to the Vatican to inform the Pope of his success in the match. "I came in second, your Holiness," said Nicklaus. "Second?!!" exclaimed the surprised Pope. "You came in second to Shimon Peres?!!" "No," said Nicklaus, "second to Rabbi Woods."

Sport jokes

What equine likes to cut in line? A sawhorse!

Horse jokes

A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: Do you know where you were going? Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving.

Blonde jokes

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ? A brick-layer !

Bird jokes

Why is stupid monster like a jack-o'-lantern? They both have empty heads.

Monster jokes

Question: What goes up and never comes down? Answer: Up

Humor jokes

A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he is donem the bartender tells him he owes $9.00. "But I paid, don't you remember?" says the customer. "Okay," says the bartender, "If you said you paid, you did." The man then goes outside and tells the first person he sees that the bartender can't keep track of whether his customers have paid. The second man then rushes in, orders a beer and later pulls the same stunt. The barkeep replies, "If you say you paid, I'll take your word for it." Soon the customer goes into the street, sees an old friend, and tells him how to get free drinks. The man hurries into the bar and begins to drink high-balls when, suddenly, the bartender leans over sand says, "You know, a funny thing happened in here tonight. Two men were drinking beer, neither paid and both claimed that they did. The next guy who tries that is going to get punched right in the nose." "Don't bother me with your troubles," the final patron responds. "Just give me my change and I'll be on my way."

beer

Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.

Yo momma jokes

What is a dog's favourite sport ? Formula 1 drooling !

Dog jokes

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Charlie bit my finger - again !
Evolution of Dance
Japanese speak english, terrible...#@@!
Potter Puppet Pals in "The Mysterious Ticking Noise"
100 Fellows japanese joke
Soccer Comedy, Soccer Bloopers
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Wake up CallMaroon 5It Won't Be Soon Before Long
E-mail My HeartBritney SpearsBaby One More Time
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Don't Let Me Be The Last One to KnowBritney SpearsOops I Did It Again
Hit by a Feeling Michael Learns to RockTake Me to Your Heart
Crazy Little Thing Called LoveRihannaA Girl Like Me
When You're GoneAvril LavigneThe Best Damn Thing
I Left My Heart in San FranciscoWestlifeAllow Us to Be Frank
Tonight WestlifeUnbreakable v.1 - The Greatest Hits
Miss You NightsWestlifeUnbreakable v.1 - The Greatest Hits

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